Clean Jokes

I love clean jokes. Here are some good ones. (the cornier the better)

What's an 8 letter word with only 1 letter in it?
Envelope

What do you call a snowman with a tan?
A puddle

What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillars

Here are a couple of my personal favorites:

Two muffins are sitting in the oven, one looks over at the other and says; "man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks at him and screams; "aaaaagh!!!! a talking muffin!!!!"

Two pretzels were walking down the street and one was a salted....

You know you love em...

-JC3